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        in a nice utility jumpsuit

Hi! My name is Zach and this is a pleasant ornamental garden of a site! Feel free to explore and hang out and enjoy whatever you find!

Please: Check out my handy getting-started guide!

Contacting Me!

If you want to reach out to me you can, in a number of ways!

Some of these include:

  • You can email me at webmasterATcoolguyDOTwebsite.
  • I am active on the beautiful solarpunk wonderland of Scuttlebutt, where I'm known as Zach!
  • You can check out my gitlab at
  • you can reach me by phone, if you want.
  • If you see me on the street and I don't look busy or upset, just wave and say “Hey! ZACH! I wanna reach out to you!” I will cross the street to talk to you.

I like talking about music, comedy, books, tarot, board games, solarpunk, the beauty of a tech-enriched animist future, Mtv's The Challenge, and your day.